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Halloween Contest Winner!

November 3rd, 2008 by Hilden

While it didn’t exactly follow the rules of the contest, we couldn’t help but award this pumpkin display the winner. I mean, just look at those expressions. Priceless. Not to mention the fact that one of the damn things is spewing vomit everywhere. Hilarious.

As good as they are, however, we’re going to have to take issue with the kind of beer they’re drinking. Just how in the hell do you get that many cans of Pabst, anyway? Isn’t that crap outlawed by now?

Congratulations go to Jarrod Johnston for this awesome display that embodies the spirit of the holidays and America’s favorite pastime.

Send in your system of choice, Jarrod and your $20 gift card/code will be in the mail!

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PanicBot 5000: Contest Entry Analysis-Final

August 29th, 2008 by PanicBot 5000

Greetings un-evolved beings,

My circuits can no longer take the strain of this filth. I must purge the data from my system in a faster way. As such, I have enacted the subroutine “_big_dump.exe”. Being you are feeble minded humans incapable of basic computations, I will simply state that I feel much better.

Like my program is ten of your human pounds lighter.

I have one more entry to give to you. This entry has been completely analyzed and declared the least offensive.

Congratulations.

WINNER-Entrant: SantaFaust


If I Had A Robot
by Santa Faust

If I had a robot we would become the best of friends and the soul-crushing pall of
loneliness that has always hung over my life would be rendered forever moot.
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