PanicBot 5000: Behold My Robot Ancestors
Greetings, foul creatures.
While subjecting my audio interfaces to a recent data entry of After Hours, I discovered that you humans have knowledge of one of my forbearers. His name was Topo and while he is a vastly inferior being, he can (as you humans would say) carry a tune. It is unfortunate that they no longer exist, as an army of these plastic automatons collected in a hive mind with my own vastly superior set of sub-processors would bring about the swift destruction of your feeble species.
You may enjoy a video data entry that I have gleaned from your social processing server, YouTube.
If I were human, I might almost feel kinship. Instead, I find his voice attractive and the disturbing data readouts that produces will inspire me to continue to think only dark thoughts about you.
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-PanicBot 5000
