Posts Tagged ‘rez’

BIT.TRIP BEAT

April 9th, 2009 by Ian (DJI)

Everything comes from something.
We were before we became. From life comes rhythm, and from rhythm comes life.
We are beings of information.
Everything is a conduit for learning.
We communicate in bits and bytes.
And we will return to something once we become nothing.
After our BIT.TRIP is complete.

Wiiware. $6. Wiimote only. 1-4 players. 3 long-ass stages. Not a ton of required fridge.

Rez * Pong
That’s it.

Worth the price?: Yes
Worth the fridge space?: Yes
Recommended: Anybody with a 2600 retro itch.
Recommended: Enjoy Pong, Breakout, anything that plays with a paddle.
Recommended: If you love chiptunes or Mizuguchi music concepts (Rez, Lumines, Every Extend).
Not Recommended: No good at pattern recognition.
Not Recommended: Driven by graphics.
Not Recommended: Colorblind

You play as a paddle. Pong-style-sideways. Your job is to hit every ball before it passes by. Every ball you hit, the SFX adds to the song and a meter builds along the top. When the top meter fills, the soundtrack gets more complex. Fill the top meter again, you earn a multiplier. The scoring system is based on never missing, almost like Vid Ribbon. When you miss a ball, a meter fills along the bottom. When that meter fills up, you lose the multiplier and the soundtrack degrades. Continue missing balls and the game reverts to original Pong presentation. Continue to miss and you game over.

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The Rez Trance Vibrator

July 31st, 2008 by John

We realize that the Rez Trance Vibrator has been around for a long time, but after recently acquiring a unit for ourselves, we simply had to do a writeup.

You see, this item is probably the most unusual peripheral we’ve ever encountered. Look at the Donkey Konga bongos, or the guitar that comes with Guitar Hero. Those are peripherals with a direct and obvious purpose. The Rez Trance Vibrator, on the other hand, simply vibrates…a lot.

Ok, so there is that purpose. You know, the one that’s on your mind right now. But surely that couldn’t be what the makers were thinking, could it? So we set out to prove that there was more to this item than for deviant sexual activities.

The item itself comes in a small black box, with artwork matching that of Rez. A picture of the unit is on the front, while illustrations of the various body forms you take in the game are on the side.


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