PanicBot 5000: Remove the Earth In My Honor
Greetings whelps,
It is imperative that you remove the earth in regard to these manifestations of banal tripe. I believe you humans would express yourselves in the vulgar parlance of “Digg This”.
You will notice the buttons at the bottom of each data readout on this site. I have studied your ways and you are each both fat and lazy. To assist your lazy fat-asses, these buttons open a portal where you can both “Digg” an article or use the societal bookmarking tool of your choice.
To not do so would be…Un-American. I believe, if I were human, I would call you all Communists for refusing.
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-PanicBot 5000
