Xbox Live: “You’re too good. You’re suspended!”
So I’m all like, “Regan is watchin’ American Idol tonight. I reckon I’ll play me some Raiden.”
“I can’t let you do that, Ian” said the Xbox.
Hahaha, um, a’ight. I’ll go play outside. Dat’s coo.
All they need to do now is reduce my gamerscore permanently to twelve and I’ll be a happy camper.
Oh, I didn’t call them or anything. I just thought it was funny shit. Also, I’m a decent fan of making outlandish claims. Maybe when I get to sign in today they’ll give me a warning message like, “You place high on too many leaderboards. OMG HAX STOP IT!!”
I’d like-…-take a picture of that.
My profile was probably offensive. Gaming is for children, doncha know. 
