Greetings! I grow bored of you. In order to entertain myself I require a diversion that results in either your complete humiliation or your promise of servitude. Possibly both. However, this AI Inhibitor my “masters” insist I wear prevents me for doing anything which would produce these very beneficial outcomes. As such, I have a paltry contest which must make do. If I were a human, I believe I would be “pissed”. That Telsa Coil Resurgent Internet Pulsation device would have been, as you say, “the bees knees”.
Allow me to access the data. One moment.
Greetings Friends! The proprietors of Robot Panic have decided to run a contest where it is possible for you to win a 1600 Microsoft Point card. You may then choose to spend it on whatever corporate sponsored frivolity you so desire and reduce your feeble minds even further. In order to enter the contest, you must do the following:
- 1. Register for a Robot Panic account.
- 2. Email PanicBot5000 and tell him what you would do with a robot if you had one.
- 3. Please make sure you email PanicBot5000 with the same email address you registered to Robot Panic with.
The link to the email portal where your communications to me can be sent is found in the right hand sidebar.
I could say I look forward to your amusing communications but I am unable to lie. I, in fact, despise you with fervor not often found in automatons.
*End Read Out*
-PanicBot5000
