NOTE:I found this in our submissions today. Too funny not to post. -John
You tiwins ar e jackasses!! What the hell ROdneay!?? You pitcht ethem a double?! Youy close games fuckera1 ! close theme! closing!! not 12 eniings! and on ona on oan on! seriously? the twins?! you tiregers wer up by what., sev87 games?? You comae all this way to fuck this up? ? Tha is an asshat movea! teriirible terribel performeance!! Hey maybe if MNiguel Cabrera could get driunk wiht the white sox more and beat iss wfife or whatever he could bat more than tt2 r;uns! unlesazhe Th efURY!!
Look, mennnisota, you owe me a $60 dolalr berr e tab. you owe me sixtya dollars for making me watching this nail bigtters of losing and losing ansd losing. GOodl luck in tghe playoffs. I and amiching MiI MIchigan Detrioti friends will hate your stante in forever times. you are bad freinds.
I honestly don’t remember much. Much of the video showed me what I did, but I don’t remember a goddamn thing on my own. Up front, I apologize for bein’ a total jackass on the camcorder. Oh man….oh man….“shutup Ian.”
The Final Four basketball games fucked everything up not because the place was full, but all the big tables had reserved signs on them with nobody sitting at them the whole game. So we were forced to gather upstairs by the bowling alley. Regan and I got there first, then Skreesha & Helicine, later Snowball, then SimpleNate & Alexis. We proceeded to make fun of carrotpanic for a long time.
Later came the Air Hockey Boss Fight which is just a fancy way of saying we were done waiting for carrotpanic and went downstairs to play stuff. I have no idea what win-loss records were or anything on that. We captured a few games on the camcorder though. And somehow my shirt got ripped during the madness. Snowball later turned my shirt into a tie. We also saw this chick wearing the shortest skirt imaginable. We could outright see her ass. It was what-the-hell drunk. Nate, post those pictures, dude.
ClownDisease and carrotpanic showed up. We all did our thing, carrotpanic beat me at table hockey for a drink and he redeemed his awesomeness because he came, left, then came back. I was challenged to Galaga and lost by a measly 70 points which is like, killing one ship. I think I forgot to buy that drink though. Long Islands were the hot shit of the night. I think I got into the double-digits in drink count…which put my bar tab in the triple digits. Holy hell.
I think there’s footage of me passing out on the air hockey table and during a Time Crisis game. Let’s have a look-see…
As discussed in massive civil detail, everybody who follows the Robot Panic scene in or near Michigan is invited to party with us in Novi, MI. Thanks to SimpleNate for coordination skills and me stealing all his wonderful images.
We’ll spend a majority of our time planning a mutiny of our Minnesota subsidiaries, discuss flanking tactics, drinking, gaming, drinking, gaming, reference bowling, comment on how classy we are because we’re meeting at a place with a dress code, make fun of that “M-BAR-GO” sign, and solve the mystery of why that picture above is real and located in Brighton using a talking dog and a bunch of hippies.
When: Saturday, April 4th at 7pm
Where: Lucky Strike in the Fountain Walk mall in Novi, MI
Who: Anybody that is into games and wants to drive to Novi
Why: Because we can
How: Look for a table with a Robot Panic logo
With any luck, you will get to party with our very own Gypsy Scott Mosier mascot.