Please, for the Love of God: Stop Believin’
I don’t even know what to make of humanity anymore. I give up. I’m done. As the rest of our country (or at least 53% of it) celebrates the dawn of a new era and “hope” and “change” are the buzzwords of the day, I am grounded with the realization that we are fucking doomed. Only one thing could bring me down this far. Only one thing is that evil…
Journey.
It has just been announced that Don’t Stop Believin’, that sappy, 80s polyester anthem from the worst band of all time, has become the first catalog track ever to sell more than two million downloads. Furthermore, according to SoundScan, Don’t Stop Believin’ is the highest selling catalog track in iTunes history and the sole Journey catalog track to go double-platinum.
What in the hell is wrong with you people?