PanicBot 5000: Contest Entry Analysis-Final
Greetings un-evolved beings,
My circuits can no longer take the strain of this filth. I must purge the data from my system in a faster way. As such, I have enacted the subroutine “_big_dump.exe”. Being you are feeble minded humans incapable of basic computations, I will simply state that I feel much better.
Like my program is ten of your human pounds lighter.
I have one more entry to give to you. This entry has been completely analyzed and declared the least offensive.
Congratulations.
WINNER-Entrant: SantaFaust
If I Had A Robot
by Santa Faust
If I had a robot we would become the best of friends and the soul-crushing pall of
loneliness that has always hung over my life would be rendered forever moot.
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