by Rusty Shackleford
Rusty sent over his Drunken Gamers Radio inspired rendition of the Twelve Days of Christmas. There’s a lot of “inside” stuff here, proving that Rusty’s been listening since the beginning and deserves the lovely, hand-crafted plaque he won as the 2006 Forums Member of the Year.
Enjoy!
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On the first day of Christmas the Drunken Gamers gave to me…
a copy of Darius Twin for the Super NES.
On the second day of Christmas the Drunken Gamers gave to me…
Two ways of saying “Bethesda”,
and a copy of Darius Twin for the Super NES.
On the third day of Christmas the Drunken Gamers gave to me…
Three Red Rings,
Two ways of saying “Bethesda”,
and a copy of Darius Twin for the Super NES.
On the fourth day of Christmas the Drunken Gamers gave to me…
Four goat noses,
Three Red Rings,
Two ways of saying “Bethesda”,
and a copy of Darius Twin for the Super NES.
On the fifth day of Christmas the Drunken Gamers gave to me…
Five Moe Minutes,
Four goat noses,
Three Red Rings,
Two ways of saying “Bethesda”,
and a copy of Darius Twin for the Super NES.
On the sixth day of Christmas the Drunken Gamers gave to me…
Six bottles of Surly beer,
Five Moe Minutes,
Four goat noses,
Three Red Rings,
Two ways of saying “Bethesda”,
and a copy of Darius Twin for the Super NES.
On the seventh day of Christmas the Drunken Gamers gave to me…
Seven “I’m gonna fucking kill you!”s,
Six bottles of Surly beer,
Five Moe Minutes,
Four goat noses,
Three Red Rings,
Two ways of saying “Bethesda”,
and a copy of Darius Twin for the Super NES.
On the eighth day of Christmas the Drunken Gamers gave to me…
Eight plugs for The Married Gamers,
Seven “I’m gonna fucking kill you!”s,
Six bottles of Surly beer,
Five Moe Minutes,
Four goat noses,
Three Red Rings,
Two ways of saying “Bethesda”,
and a copy of Darius Twin for the Super NES.
On the ninth day of Christmas the Drunken Gamers gave to me…
Nine angry emails from Phneri asking about his plaque,
Eight plugs for The Married Gamers,
Seven “I’m gonna fucking kill you!”s,
Six bottles of Surly beer,
Five Moe Minutes,
Four goat noses,
Three Red Rings,
Two ways of saying “Bethesda”,
and a copy of Darius Twin for the Super NES.
On the tenth day of Christmas the Drunken Gamers gave to me…
Ten exact dates Danger Boy hit on Hilden’s wife,
Nine angry emails from Phneri asking about his plaque,
Eight plugs for The Married Gamers,
Seven “I’m gonna fucking kill you!”s,
Six bottles of Surly beer,
Five Moe Minutes,
Four goat noses,
Three Red Rings,
Two ways of saying “Bethesda”,
and a copy of Darius Twin for the Super NES.
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Drunken Gamers gave to me…
Eleven emails Moe never had to correct,
Ten exact dates Danger Boy hit on Hilden’s wife,
Nine angry emails from Phneri asking about his plaque,
Eight plugs for The Married Gamers,
Seven “I’m gonna fucking kill you!”s,
Six bottles of Surly beer,
Five Moe Minutes,
Four goat noses,
Three Red Rings,
Two ways of saying “Bethesda”,
and a copy of Darius Twin for the Super NES.
On the twelfth day of Christmas the Drunken Gamers gave to me…
Twelve Journey albums gifted wrapped in toilet paper,
Eleven emails Moe never had to correct,
Ten exact dates Danger Boy hit on Hilden’s wife,
Nine angry emails from Phneri asking about his plaque,
Eight plugs for The Married Gamers,
Seven “I’m gonna fucking kill you!”s,
Six bottles of Surly beer,
Five Moe Minutes,
Four goat noses,
Three Red Rings,
Two ways of saying “Bethesda”,
and a copy of Darius Twin for the Super NES.
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Thanks Rusty! Merry Christmas everyone!
