Posts Tagged ‘dammit’

SHOCKtober! Godadammieth TIgetrs!!

October 7th, 2009 by Ian (DJI)

fuck1

NOTE: I found this in our submissions today. Too funny not to post. -John

You tiwins ar e jackasses!! What the hell ROdneay!?? You pitcht ethem a double?! Youy close games fuckera1 ! close theme! closing!! not 12 eniings! and on ona on oan on! seriously? the twins?! you tiregers wer up by what., sev87 games?? You comae all this way to fuck this up? ? Tha is an asshat movea! teriirible terribel performeance!! Hey maybe if MNiguel Cabrera could get driunk wiht the white sox more and beat iss wfife or whatever he could bat more than tt2 r;uns! unlesazhe Th efURY!!

Look, mennnisota, you owe me a $60 dolalr berr e tab. you owe me sixtya dollars for making me watching this nail bigtters of losing and losing ansd losing. GOodl luck in tghe playoffs. I and amiching MiI MIchigan Detrioti friends will hate your stante in forever times. you are bad freinds.

SIIIGH

With lovee,
DJINcompeatente fron meENnisotata ASuckS!!!2

dammitai

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See, I’m not crazy.

April 27th, 2009 by Moe

It’s there in plain sight, the written word, yet somehow it frequently morphs into unrecognizable piles of steaming safari turds.  I only offer the following link as proof that I am not alone in my disdain for the extreme and continuous erosion of the ability to construct and transmit a single thought, even if it is simply a declaration of your impending poop.  Read on.

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