Fuck You, Penguin
I know the world doesn’t need another blog. Case in point, the current drivel you happen to be reading. But when an old High School friend pointed me in the direction of the blog Fuck You, Penguin, I just had to check it out. It’s now on my daily trawl of sites I must visit and my world is a much better place because of it.
According to the subtitle, Fuck You, Penguin can best be described as:
“A BLOG WHERE I TELL CUTE ANIMALS WHAT’S WHAT”
And the blog also reminds you that:
“FUCK YOU, PENGUIN IS FOR THE CHILDREN”
Here’s a quick excerpt from an entry entitled “What conceited meerkats really want to do is direct”. This post follows a picture of a meerkat standing behind a camera:
“Oh my God, you little highly social jerk off. It’s not enough that you get your OWN FUCKING SHOW, you have to be Ansel fucking Adams with the camera. But this is exactly what happens when animals get too popular, it all goes to their heads and they start to think they should be running the show. Guess what, Meerkat? NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR POOR USE OF NEGATIVE SPACE. And yeah, your exploration of morality in a post-9/11 society would be much more impactful if you weren’t a fucking cannibal, you sicko.”
Ladies and gentlemen, Robot Panic approves.
