PanicBot 5000: 1000 Meaningless Transmissions
Greetings carbon refuse!
My human masters have written into my logic structure the following piece of information that they deem necessary to share. If I were capable of expressing it, I would feel “white hot rage” at the precious nanoseconds this wastes from creating the ultimate algorithm whose solution leads to their eminent destruction.
Damn them.
Sigh…**ACCESSING PUBLIC RELATIONS FILTER PROGRAM_BETA 1.EXE**
Greetings, friends! We at Robot Panic would like to congratulate Tondog on posting the 1000th comment on our site!! Thanks to Tondog and all the great readers of Robot Panic for adding to our community of kick ass readers!
**END PUBLIC RELATIONS FILTER PROGRAM_BETA 1.EXE**
It must be said that if this pile of refuse my masters call a “web site” were of any worth or standard value, a prize would have been issued. As it stands, they have once again proven their meaningless stature on this gaseous ball you call “Earth”.
Congratulations.
**End Read Out**
-PanicBot 5000
