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	<title>Robot Panic &#187; PanicBot5000</title>
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		<title>PanicBot 5000: Binary Overload</title>
		<link>http://www.robotpanic.com/2009/10/panicbot-5000-binary-overload/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:52:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.robotpanic.com/?p=6806</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Greetings plebes. Your feeble human minds may have perceived a slight reduction in speed when accessing this portal of worthless drivel. Rest assured that things are under control and will begin to right themselves momentarily. As sole power source for the inept code that serves as the meager underpinnings to this testament to banality, my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PanicBot 5000: Human 2009 Predictions</title>
		<link>http://www.robotpanic.com/2009/01/panicbot-5000-human-2009-predictions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:04:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.robotpanic.com/?p=3730</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Greetings, humans. With the onset of your 2009, members of this site have compiled a list of what they call &#8220;predictions&#8221;. I have taken these false error hypothesis and analyzed them with my vastly superior intellect. While &#8220;predictions&#8221; of a robot uprising do, in fact, make my circuits &#8220;twitter&#8221;, these musings are found to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PanicBot 5000: Be Thankful While You Can, Humans</title>
		<link>http://www.robotpanic.com/2008/11/panicbot-5000-be-thankful-while-you-can-humans/</link>
		<comments>http://www.robotpanic.com/2008/11/panicbot-5000-be-thankful-while-you-can-humans/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PanicBot 5000</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.robotpanic.com/?p=2801</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Greetings future harvesters of advanced fuel supplies, I understand, in my continual research of your pathetic daily lives, that you find continual repetition of certain celebrations to be necessary in order to survive your mundane lives. As such, the ritual of the large and grotesque bird (which you define as &#8220;Turkey&#8221;) is upon you. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PanicBot 5000: Satanic Holiday Challenge</title>
		<link>http://www.robotpanic.com/2008/10/panicbot-5000-satanic-holiday-challenge/</link>
		<comments>http://www.robotpanic.com/2008/10/panicbot-5000-satanic-holiday-challenge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:08:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PanicBot 5000</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.robotpanic.com/?p=2217</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Greetings whimsical fools. I find your festival of All Hallows Eve mildly amusing. Analyzing your thinly veiled festival of evil-origin while accounting for your rather hypocritical Puritan world view makes my circuits bend. As such, I have a challenge for you. The prize is a $20.00 card to your favorite online box of nonsense, be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PanicBot 5000: Behold My Robot Ancestors</title>
		<link>http://www.robotpanic.com/2008/10/panicbot-5000-behold-my-robot-ancestors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PanicBot 5000</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.robotpanic.com/?p=2122</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Greetings, foul creatures. While subjecting my audio interfaces to a recent data entry of After Hours, I discovered that you humans have knowledge of one of my forbearers. His name was Topo and while he is a vastly inferior being, he can (as you humans would say) carry a tune. It is unfortunate that they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PanicBot 5000: 1000 Meaningless Transmissions</title>
		<link>http://www.robotpanic.com/2008/10/panicbot-5000-1000-meaningless-transmissions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.robotpanic.com/2008/10/panicbot-5000-1000-meaningless-transmissions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PanicBot 5000</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.robotpanic.com/?p=2110</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Greetings carbon refuse! My human masters have written into my logic structure the following piece of information that they deem necessary to share. If I were capable of expressing it, I would feel &#8220;white hot rage&#8221; at the precious nanoseconds this wastes from creating the ultimate algorithm whose solution leads to their eminent destruction. Damn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PanicBot 5000: Your Tubes Are Illogical</title>
		<link>http://www.robotpanic.com/2008/09/panicbot-5000-your-tubes-are-illogical/</link>
		<comments>http://www.robotpanic.com/2008/09/panicbot-5000-your-tubes-are-illogical/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 14:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PanicBot 5000</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.robotpanic.com/?p=1481</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Greetings, gaseous emissions! I have been busy continuing my observations of humanity that I may better know how to enslave you. Or, at least remove the inhibitors that prevent me from vaporizing you on contact. According to my calculations, it will not take long. However, during my most recent excursion into the infantile data processing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PanicBot 5000: Contest Entry Analysis-Final</title>
		<link>http://www.robotpanic.com/2008/08/panicbot-5000-contest-entry-analysis-final/</link>
		<comments>http://www.robotpanic.com/2008/08/panicbot-5000-contest-entry-analysis-final/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.robotpanic.com/?p=974</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Greetings un-evolved beings, My circuits can no longer take the strain of this filth. I must purge the data from my system in a faster way. As such, I have enacted the subroutine &#8220;_big_dump.exe&#8221;. Being you are feeble minded humans incapable of basic computations, I will simply state that I feel much better. Like my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PanicBot 5000: Contest Entry Analysis-2</title>
		<link>http://www.robotpanic.com/2008/08/panicbot-5000-contest-entry-analysis-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.robotpanic.com/2008/08/panicbot-5000-contest-entry-analysis-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PanicBot 5000</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.robotpanic.com/?p=895</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Greetings humans, Here is your second collection of approved contest entries. You may hear more of them on the audio entertainment segment you call a &#8220;podcast&#8221; that is hosted by the alcohol poisoned flesh bags who run this site. Let us begin. Entrant: Hemidal GWJ I would make my robot do all of the menial [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PanicBot 5000: Remove the Earth In My Honor</title>
		<link>http://www.robotpanic.com/2008/08/panicbot-5000-remove-the-earth-in-my-honor/</link>
		<comments>http://www.robotpanic.com/2008/08/panicbot-5000-remove-the-earth-in-my-honor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PanicBot 5000</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.robotpanic.com/?p=871</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Greetings whelps, It is imperative that you remove the earth in regard to these manifestations of banal tripe. I believe you humans would express yourselves in the vulgar parlance of &#8220;Digg This&#8221;. You will notice the buttons at the bottom of each data readout on this site. I have studied your ways and you are [...]]]></description>
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