Xbox Live: “You’re too good. You’re suspended!”
So I’m all like, “Regan is watchin’ American Idol tonight. I reckon I’ll play me some Raiden.”
“I can’t let you do that, Ian” said the Xbox.
Hahaha, um, a’ight. I’ll go play outside. Dat’s coo.
All they need to do now is reduce my gamerscore permanently to twelve and I’ll be a happy camper.
Oh, I didn’t call them or anything. I just thought it was funny shit. Also, I’m a decent fan of making outlandish claims. Maybe when I get to sign in today they’ll give me a warning message like, “You place high on too many leaderboards. OMG HAX STOP IT!!”
I’d like-…-take a picture of that.
My profile was probably offensive. Gaming is for children, doncha know. 
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Tags: fuck those guys, once again..awesome, Some Piece of Shit, xbox live
May 13th, 2009 at 8:56 am
It’s a ploy by the other dudes on that Space Invaders leaderboard to catch up… bastards!
May 13th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Some stuff in your profile was changed to “Code of Conduct”, so apparently you were naughty?
May 13th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Your science was on the banned substance list. Go sit for 50 days with Manny. For the last time, female fertility drugs will NOT help you get those last few ships.
May 13th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Hehehe This gives all of us time to catch up to your scores.
May 14th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Thanks for the word skreesha. I don’t see the whole “code of conduct” thing on my profile. I see the silliest misspelling of ‘motherfuckin’ though. I guess that’s it.
Anyway, I guess they decided to suspend me a second time, ’cause now I’m banned till the end of the month. They still haven’t said why.
May 18th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Seriously? You’ve been banned for being too filthy on a service I’ve had no problem with?
I salute you, sir.
May 19th, 2009 at 9:44 am
You’d think they would have to send you an email or something if they wanted you to change your profile.
May 19th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
hot dog! I completely forgot the gamertag is connected to an email address.
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aaand I don’t remember the account password from like…8th grade…
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hm. found it.
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“Notification of Temporary Suspension: Inappropriate content in your profile
[ DO NOT REPLY to this email address. It is not monitored. ]
This email is to notify you that your Xbox LIVE account privileges have been suspended due to inappropriate content in the profile for your gamertag. The inappropriate content was discovered in the Motto, Bio, Location, Name, and Personal Picture.
Your profile was brought to the attention of the LIVE Enforcement Team through complaints filed by other Xbox LIVE users or in the course of our operation of the service.”
So hold-up-hold-up, my gamerpic that was issued by Rez is offensive, my real name was offensive, saying “SCIENCE!!!” as a motto was offensive, and referencing beer is offensive. Ok, I get the quasi-swearing part in the location. But the other four…uh…what the hell?
May 19th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Sounds like some automated bullshit to me. Some whiny bitch didn’t like you or your high scores and called you out. Then some automated process took over and banned you for something simple and stupid, I expect.