Your Goddamn Horoscope: Mar 29 – Apr 4th
Pices
Your goal is to build a spider mech. Do it!
Aquarius
There are security problems at your residence. You could use an automated sentry at your house. You can buy one at ebay.
Capricorn
You need a little bit of foreign cuteness in your life. I have some for you right here.
Sagittarius
It may seem you’re itching to play some megaman. Relive some of his goodness.
Scorpio
Start your day off right with an episode of Burnt Face Man.
Libra
You’re not quite done with shmuppreciation month. Go into overtime a little bit. Here’s some PC ones to go after.
Virgo
It looks like you may have a conflict with what to eat for breakfast this morning. This guide will help you decide.
Leo
You have higher chance to win the shmupmonth.com contest then the rest of the people. I hope you at least entered.
Cancer
You will have a fascination with Quentin Tarantino movies. Here, get reacquainted.
Gemini
Strange 80s techno violence YEAH!!
Taurus
Oh you crazy Peggle fans. This one’s for you.
Aries
Mesmerize yourself this week. This film can help you.
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March 30th, 2009 at 8:12 am
Bonus news! The ShamWow guy was just arrested for beating up a prostitute.
Yes I should get twitter.
March 30th, 2009 at 9:24 am
For those who think DJ is joking, there’s this. That is a great way to start my week. Hilarious!
March 30th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Oh, man! That’s the coolest thing ever!
Yes, you need Twitter.
March 30th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I AM a crazy Peggle fan. How does DJ do this?!
And I knew John was a left-wing wacko and posting a link from Huffington Post just further prooves it. The only change you lefties want is in your cup. Get a job, hippie!!
March 30th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
And punching hookers makes you a man. You can quote me on that.
March 31st, 2009 at 8:51 am
Ha! I most certainly am a hippie. Nah, I just googled it and that was the first link that came up.
Peace, brother.