Zombie Survival Note Pad

December 3rd, 2008 by John

Yep, you read that correctly. The picture there to your left is of the all-new Zombie Survival Note Pads. The other day, we talked about the essentials of zombie preparedness and how The Zombie Survival Guide Deck could help you fortify your mind, body, and home in the event of a zombie attack by highlighting key supplies you should stock up on. One item that is not listed in either The Zombie Survival Guide Deck or its source The Zombie Survival Guide is a Zombie Survival Note Pad. Why? Because they’re just frivolous, and frivolity amounts to an early death in the zombie apocalypse.

For nearly $7 you get three small note pads, each with a separate theme: Corpse Attack, Close Combat, and Blades & Bludgeons. One could assume that upon each piece of paper would be a short tip like, “Don’t forget the axe” or “Did you buy enough dried food?”, but no. Instead, the back of each notepad cover has a brief message while the note-paper is essentially blank.

I suggest saving these note pads for one of the fires you’re going to need to start for either warmth, food, or defense. But then, for seven bucks you can buy yourself at least ten cans of corn.

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