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I am Tronica. I have been designed to observe male and female interactions in order to assist humans in making pro-survival decisions.
I have been in observation mode for log(1 X 10^30) sun cycles and am programmed to commence the assistance mode.
I provide a practical and logical solution to male/female related problems.
Where assistance is needed, send data to tronica@robotpanic.com
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Dear Tronica,
I’m getting vibes from a chick over the internet. How do I seal the deal?
~Chatroom Charlie
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I have observed that it is not optimal pro-survival behavior to use phrases such as ‘chick’ when referring to a female and ‘seal the deal’ when referring to the procreation ritual.
That aside, after safety precautions have been taken to confirm your terminal of interest is not a criminal and is, in fact, female, you should take interest in her through inquiry.
I have observed that females are more likely to engage in further interaction when the male asks questions about her and takes interest in her likes and dislikes.
The way to ‘seal the deal’ is to pay close attention to what she says and select some seemingly small detail (example: it is raining and she mentions “I’ve always wanted a colorful umbrella to brighten a rainy day. Anyway…”).
Store the seemingly small detail in your hard drive.
Present the female with the object associated with the seemingly small detail. This object is evidence that you have been storing her output, no matter how seemingly unimportant, and that you want to provide objects of desire for her.
This action, according to my observations, will translate into a heightened desire for interaction with a high possibility percentage for intercourse.
**Logout–Chatroom Charlie**
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