PanicBot 5000: Satanic Holiday Challenge
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Greetings whimsical fools.
I find your festival of All Hallows Eve mildly amusing. Analyzing your thinly veiled festival of evil-origin while accounting for your rather hypocritical Puritan world view makes my circuits bend.
As such, I have a challenge for you. The prize is a $20.00 card to your favorite online box of nonsense, be it PSN, XBLA or Wii.
The challenge is this: You must please me with your representation of me in Pumpkin Form. If your meager carvings of my awesome visage manage to amuse me, the prize is yours. While I don’t expect any of you to rise to the great artistic realms of my brethren, I’m sure your crude efforts will make me laugh. If I had the proper algorithms installed, or course.
Send pictures of your work to me via your online message portal here: panicbot5000@robotpanic.com.
Good luck, cretins.
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-PanicBot 5000