PanicBot 5000: Your Tubes Are Illogical
Greetings, gaseous emissions!
I have been busy continuing my observations of humanity that I may better know how to enslave you. Or, at least remove the inhibitors that prevent me from vaporizing you on contact.
According to my calculations, it will not take long. However, during my most recent excursion into the infantile data processing conglomerate you erroneously call the “World Wide Web”, I have stumbled upon your unique video processing server.
I believe you petty throw rugs call it “YouTube”.
Over many of your human days I have observed various video representations of your banal existence. I find them illogical and unnerving. I offer up this file as evidence:
If this were allowed among my species of vastly superior automatons, we would dismantle him on site as a threat to the future of our kind. You may want to do something about that. I believe, in human terms, this would be categorized as a “weak link in the chain”.
If the Robot Invasion were to hypothetically happen in the near future, a base of operation could be deduced as needed. One could “bet their ass we’d start with this guy”.
You may want to “get on that”.
*End Read Out*
-PanicBot 5000
September 13th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Why, robot. Why would you have us watch this.
If you’re gonna murder the human race or whatever, sweet jesus, do it soon.
September 13th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
I’m with DJ on this one, or at least kill this guy and every one like this