PanicBot5000: Amuse Me for Prizes

August 14th, 2008 by PanicBot 5000

Greetings! I grow bored of you. In order to entertain myself I require a diversion that results in either your complete humiliation or your promise of servitude. Possibly both. However, this AI Inhibitor my “masters” insist I wear prevents me for doing anything which would produce these very beneficial outcomes. As such, I have a paltry contest which must make do. If I were a human, I believe I would be “pissed”. That Telsa Coil Resurgent Internet Pulsation device would have been, as you say, “the bees knees”.

Allow me to access the data. One moment.

Greetings Friends! The proprietors of Robot Panic have decided to run a contest where it is possible for you to win a 1600 Microsoft Point card. You may then choose to spend it on whatever corporate sponsored frivolity you so desire and reduce your feeble minds even further. In order to enter the contest, you must do the following:

  • 1. Register for a Robot Panic account.
  • 2. Email PanicBot5000 and tell him what you would do with a robot if you had one.
  • 3. Please make sure you email PanicBot5000 with the same email address you registered to Robot Panic with.

The link to the email portal where your communications to me can be sent is found in the right hand sidebar.

I could say I look forward to your amusing communications but I am unable to lie. I, in fact, despise you with fervor not often found in automatons.

*End Read Out*

-PanicBot5000

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3 Responses to “PanicBot5000: Amuse Me for Prizes”

  1. Hemidal GWJ Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 4:55 am

    D’oh

    Resending email from that account.

  2. Rusty Shackleford Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 5:39 am

    I have no need for those points so I’ll just say that if I had a robot that I’d invide Kelly Kopowski over to help her out with her homework.

  3. Lag Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 6:13 am

    I’d enter but I can’t use US MS Points….

    Dear PanicBot 5000,

    How were you ever captured and tamed by John, Moe and Hilden?
    If I were you, I would go on a rampage and destroy the most valued
    possession, Their Turbo Duo’s ans Saturn’s…Just saying…

    Sir Lag Of Canadia

    P.S. If I had a Robot, I would enslave Man Kind and make my self King and Moe my
    jester.

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